Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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