I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
it's like heaven, but drunker
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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