found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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