Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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