What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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