My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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