she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Barsexuality is the new black.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
50% drunk capacity currently
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I love you. Go after that dick
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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