It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I have tasted many bathrooms
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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