Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Also, beer. Big fan.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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