Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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