Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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