He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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