they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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