rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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