We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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