I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Randomize
