She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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