oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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