that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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