that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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