ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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