IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i black out too much to be "responsible"
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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