just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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