Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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