bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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