I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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