...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize