I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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