I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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