So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize
