she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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