i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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