I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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