okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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