youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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