ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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