you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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