I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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