so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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