and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize