Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
