nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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