Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I will be naked everywhere
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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