i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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