I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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