if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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