so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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