I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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