Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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