Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
