I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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