just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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