Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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