no. you can't hotbox the world.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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